Link: Fleur Delacour-Beauxbaton's Princess

Summary: Fleur Delacour has the "best" friends, is the most "popular" girl in school, and has the Headmistress right under her thumb. What will happen when her entire world turns upside down? Will she be able to cope, or will she lose everything?

Princess Joy: I've never been much of a fan of Fleur really. She's just annoying. Fanfic has made my hate for her reach new heights. I know it's only because authors write her this way, but that doesn't help any. This story would have been a lot better if the author had made Fleur less of a prissy, perfect bitch. Sadly, everyone thinks Fleur is perfect in every way.

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( All hail the Veela queen!!1!!!11!!one! )

Link: messed UP

Summary:cant describe it just read plz...


Princess Victoria: "You" stories are like 'choose-your-own-adventures'. Only you don't get to choose. Which makes them less fun. I feel that this story could be more tolerable if it was written in the third person.


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( This story really is messed up! )

Link: Malfoy's Slave

Summary:Draco is home before his 3rd year and Lucius buys a slave Mudblood girl. Draco is forbid to love her. But he can't not love her. Can he sneek a kiss without Lucius knowing?


Princess Kathleen: So, there is some obessession among Sue-authors with Draco and Mudbloods. Understandable as he does seem to have an obsession with them throughout the books (D/HR shippers, I'm looking at you). However, this Sue-author expects us to believe that there is a wizard slave trade in Mudbloods? Bitch, please... Though it brings to mind a favourite song of mine..*starts dancing* Dirty Baaaaaaaaaabe! You see these shackles? Baby, I'm your slaaaaaaaaaaave. I'll let you whip me if I misbeaaaaaave. It's just that no one makes me feel this waaaaaaaaaay



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( I'm a slave for you, I cannot hold it, I cannot control it )

Link: Hostage Girl


Summary:Draco must show his father that Draco IS worthy of his life. Draco wants to show his anger. He must kiddnap. He must KILL!

Princess Joy: hpstories.com always surprises me with what they allow to be posted. Case in point: Hostage Girl. Now, when I read this title I already knew three things about the story. 1)There was a female lead character, probably an OC, because she is simply called "girl" in the title with no refrence to canon. 2)The kidnapper is more likely than not a Malfoy, Black, Snape or Lestrange because the good guys doon't kidnap people. 3)She will fall in love with her capture, probably quite quickly.

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( And now, on with the kidnapping )

Link: Inside Information, a Draco Malfoy story

Summary:This story takes place in the summer after book six.
Eska is a friend of Harry's, helping him to track down the Horcruxes she is kidnapped by Draco Malfoy, when Harry is also captured she's in a perfect place to help...

Princess Victoria: We like picking stories from harrypotterfanfiction.com because they come with bad banners. The banner for this fic (under the cut) looks like it has Tom Felton with the chick from the Da Vinci Code separated by words and bird crap... But that's just my intrepreation of "art".

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( It's like Harry Potter with no Harry Potter )

Link: Tayl’s Story

Summary:
Tayl O'Dell is not your ordinary a witch she's not even a really a muggleborn nor a pureblood nor half 'n' half, she's... she transfers to Hogwarts durning her 6th year and meets the Marauders... please review! i hope like!

Princess Kathleen: Hello dear subjects of Gelderstien. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Princess Kathleen of Florin, a neighbouring kingdom to the lands of Princess Joy and Princess Victoria. I have recently joined them in their never-ending quest to search out and spork the dreadful fan fics we find. It has been some time since a fic has been added to the tally, but we feel that this fic, in its specific brand of awfulness, will make up for the prolonged absence. So without further ado, we bring you the horror that is Tayl’s Story.


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Princess Victoria of Gelderland and Princess Joy of Lichtenstien would like to welcome Princess Kathleen of Florin to our reign. She will be helping us out with our current fic, which should be out shortly. Stay tuned!

Link: The New Mermaid


Summary:
hermione finds out that she is a mermaid on her sweet 16. Chatper two edited cheek it ou


Princess Victoria:This fic was featured on pottersues. Normally we don't do fics that have already been featured on there, but this one was so bad that it had to be sporked in it's entirety. For a bonus laugh, read the whole thing out loud pronouncing every word as its spelled.


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Evans and Black

Summary:Sirus and Lily hate each other. when they secrelty fall in love.
This story is not yet completed.


Princess Joy: I'm sorry, but how exactly does that happen in reality? You can't hate each other and be in love. It's one or the other people!

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**Regrettably, this story has since been taken offline. However, our review has quite of a bit of the story quoted, so please continue reading and enjoy!**

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A fascinating new Mary-Sue community has graced us with it's presence. It's still in the beginning stages, but it's defiantely worth a look-see.
Prius Ennui - Mary Sue community



And there's the always entertaining Pottersues. A new update daily!
Pottersues


Princess Victoria and I should be presenting you with a new Mary-Sue story shortly. And we try our best to regal you with our comments on stories that Pottersues has not done, which is twice the fun! See you all back here soon!


Princess Joy

Link: Together at Last

Summary:When Harry was born, he had a twin sister, but when the Potter's house was burned down, she was taken to Italy. Now, in Harry's Sixth year at Hogwarts, he will find his sister, and acomplish things he never thougt possible--until now! Please R&R! AU


Princess Victoria: I know it says AU, and, we'll take that into consideration, but it doesn't make up for the fact that it's a bad fic.


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Conflicts Forgotten

Summary: Hermione is determined to make her last year the best of her life... But why does the Head Boy seem determined to thwart that? (DM&HG)
A note to readers: the author of this particular story has decided to remove it from the WWW. Sadly, you no longer have a stroy to compare our comments to. But you may still enjoy the comments.

Princess Joy: When I read the summary, I thought Hermione was dying. Sadly, she is not. Her "last year" is really her last year at Hogwarts. Also, refer back to our first entry for the Icon Key!

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**Regrettably, this story has since been taken offline. However, our review has quite of a bit of the story quoted, so please continue reading and enjoy!**

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Mixed Thoughts and Feelings

Summary:
Tziporah Tzana Ruusuu, or Bunneh as she liked to be called, had just transferred into Hogwarts from Mein Magic in Germany. She meets new friends, and falls in love with one of the Marauders...(Past Hogwarts Fic)

Princess Victoria: To explain this fic, one has to look at the author's penname "Bunny Luna". Hey! That sounds like "Bunneh Luna" ooooooooo *barf*

This fic gets a big fat:

**Regrettably, this story has since been taken offline. However, our review has quite of a bit of the story quoted, so please continue reading and enjoy!**

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Link: Rea's Revenge

Summary:
A new girl comes to Hogwarts. (Not ur muffy sue) She is Harry's sister. but she was raised up by********. The real reason why voldermort came to Potter's house. Her connections w/ remus.

Princess Joy: Before I read this, I thought I had read all the really bad fics in the fandom... was I ever wrong. This story just was bad. I wanted to hurt myself (or someone else) after I'd finished reading it. And a lot of it didn't make any sense whatsoever.

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Link: neville is a fat old prune!

Summary:
secrets are discovered in the gryffindor common room

Princess Victoria: Well, I was expecting a bucket of laughs, but really, how can you laugh at something that you don't understand? When I mean I don't understand, I don't mean "I don't relate". I mean "I can't understand your writing. For the love of God, please use quotation marks!" And what are the following words: "buff head", "dum shmums" and "idiot's shutupes"

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Prince and Princess Diaries

This is the Fan Fiction that inspired Princess Joy and Princess Victoria to start this diary. This is the summary...

Hermione and Draco are the prince and princess of two different countries and they must get married in order to rule.
A note to readers: The author of this particular story has decided to remove it from the WWW. Sadly, you no longer have a story to compare our comments to. But you may still enjoy the comments.

Princess Joy: Well, quite promising as this is, there are some problems with this fic.

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**Regrettably, this story has since been taken offline. However, our review has quite of a bit of the story quoted, so please continue reading and enjoy!**

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This is Princess Victoria of Gelderland and Princess Joy of Lichtenstien. It is our duty to find bad Harry Potter fan fic. We pick it apart with witty comments and astute observations.

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