Summary: hermione finds out that she is a mermaid on her sweet 16. Chatper two edited cheek it ou
Princess Victoria:This fic was featured on pottersues. Normally we don't do fics that have already been featured on there, but this one was so bad that it had to be sporked in it's entirety. For a bonus laugh, read the whole thing out loud pronouncing every word as its spelled.
"This may really suck to hear this but.... you are not our children." she told me
Princess Victoria: Children? Hermione is more than one child? All your base are belong to us moment?
"She told me 'you, hey you two, this baby girl she is in danger."
Princess Joy: Any sort of sensitivity that was in Hermione's mother's explanation went out the window when the mermaid talked like that.
"Oh that explains why you keep not being you child form me for 16 years... becase I'm a mermaid." I said sarcastically
Princess Joy: WHAT?!?!
"whatever ya gotta belive me. Okay get a wand."
Princess Victoria: Whose mom speaks like that??? "Duh... I failed grammar school!"
I was sixteen and now we were alowed to use our wand if we really needed it
Princess Victoria: Um, no. You're still underage!
She got into a car and and I got in in the front seat beside her.
Princess Victoria: A car? Like a random car that you jacked?
I just sat watching the seanery go by.
Princess Victoria: Ahh seanery. That's what I called it whenever I saw Sean Biggerstaff on the screen.
Then finally out of the blue we got into the ocean.
Princess Joy: They drove into the ocean? Princess Victoria: Like for a swim?
my eyes were now blue instead of green.
Princess Joy: Her eyes change colour in this fic too?! Bah!
Princess Victoria: Anyone notice that Hermione's mom is kind of "blah"? It's like she doesn't care about her daughter. She's just like, yeah, here's your past... whatever. *eye twitch*
when I transformed into a mermaid. I found I had added jewlery I had a tiara made of dimonds and rubys, gold, braclets, dimond rings, I had a top made of a beautiful silver meterial. My hair was blonde and silvery and long
Princess Joy: *cough*Mary-Sue*cough* Princess Victoria: Wouldn't that make you drown in the water?
"Thank you" I prepared an did a swan dive. I swam and swam and then went up to the surface. I looked around. Sitting on the beach was a hansome man. I swam up to him. And ploped down on a rock a couple of feet away from him. He had light blonde hair almost white, grey eyes, and instead of his usual smirk he had a smile. You amy wonder why I said usual, This boy is Draco Malfoy, He is the hottest guy in Hogwarts. There was something different about him. Suddenly he woke up. He glanced to his left and saw me.
Princess Victoria: Did she swim to Hogwarts? 'Cause that's a lake.
And ploped down on a rock a couple of feet away from him.
Princess Joy: How romantic...
"Hey yout different then other mermaids I've seen" "Why" "Well most of them swim away when they see me but not you." He reached out and touched my long blonde hair.
Princess Victoria: Because most of them are dog-faced!
"I havent always been a mermaid and once I went to school with you. You hated me so much SIENCE THE FIRST MOMENT YOU SET YOUR EYES ON ME.
Princess Joy: Why is she shouting at Draco like that? Princess Victoria: WHY ARE YOU YELLING????
i stood up, got out my wand and tapped it three times on my hand. Suddenly I was Hermione Ganger again.
"Just cause you are a good kisser I ain't gonna forgive ya for all thoes years of meaniusm."
Princess Joy: I feel like I'm a trailer park or something all of a sudden. Princess Victoria: a) are you ghetto? b) meaniusms? *face palm*
I took out my poket manual to witchcraft.
Princess Joy: Where exactly did she pull that from, her ass? She was still a mermaid! Princess Victoria: I have no words to that.
"Okay here it is, Do you have strange resons to go out at night and look at the moon. Or feel a tugging towards the woods?" "Yes" "Do you find yourself seeking for something more?" "Uh huh" "Dude one last question. this is a really important one so answer it truthfully." "Okay" "When you look in the water whose face do you see beside you even though youre the only one there?" "Yours" "Then thats easy to explain." "It is" "Yes, we are soul mates."
Princess Joy: W.T.F?? (Sorry about such a long quote, but what??) Princess Victoria: It sounded like they were tying to determine if they had the same disease or something
"Would you like to come with me to meet my perents? "Sure. As long as you introduce me as your boyfriend"
Princess Joy: As if he just gave her an ultimatum.
"Wow we both mouthed unabel to get anything else out. The castel was huge and made out of gold and silver, rubies and dimonds, emralds and every other prisious stone immiginabel.
Princess Victoria: And then Draco DIED because he can't breathe underwater.
I quickly touched Dracos head with one of my hands then said "You can speak mermish and understand it."
Princess Joy: So now Draco can speak and understand mermish, but he still can't breathe.
"Who are you?" The king asked me. "I am Esmerelda. I'm your daughter." Thw queen swam up to me and wrapped me in a hug.
Princess Joy: That was too easy.
"You talk to her father for a while whiel Esmerelda and I catch up." "Kay." My mother grabbed my hand and took me into another room.
Princess Victoria: That was a bad ending to a chapter. You expect more and it just kind of ends there. Why would you leave your boyfriend with your dad? Your dad that you just met? And, why isn't Draco dead yet?
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