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Link: Tayl’s Story

Summary:
Tayl O'Dell is not your ordinary a witch she's not even a really a muggleborn nor a pureblood nor half 'n' half, she's... she transfers to Hogwarts durning her 6th year and meets the Marauders... please review! i hope like!

Princess Kathleen: Hello dear subjects of Gelderstien. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Princess Kathleen of Florin, a neighbouring kingdom to the lands of Princess Joy and Princess Victoria. I have recently joined them in their never-ending quest to search out and spork the dreadful fan fics we find. It has been some time since a fic has been added to the tally, but we feel that this fic, in its specific brand of awfulness, will make up for the prolonged absence. So without further ado, we bring you the horror that is Tayl’s Story.


We give this a:



chapter one


“I’m sorry miss O’Dell but I only know a little french” ya me too, “could you repeat what you said in english?”

Princess Joy: How is it that Dumbledore can speak Mermish but he can't speak French? So much for being buddy-buddy with Madame Maxime.



“you can not be Serious”

Princess Joy: Don't drag him into this, he's not around to defend himself.


Yes it can be boring, no you do not get paid
That sucks
I’m a hat what use would I have for money?
You could give it to me
Now wy would ido that?
Because I’m willing to put you on my head and your at least I don’t know but if what the book said your as old as the school and it old, plus I need money for a horse
A horse?
Ya
Why?
Because they’re my favorite animal and I’ve always wanted one I still need a couple hundred more, well maybe more then that but whatever, so what house are you sorting me in?

Princess Kathleen: Is she serious?


… oh look a bed with my name on it sweet but the gold has to go, there we go silver it is, now my converter will be umm green, blue, purple, and black squares, cool!

Princess Kathleen: The author seems to love her computer just a little too much.


My birthday is the 22 of october so I’m always younger at the beginning of the year, umm I’m 5’6” have long down to mid-back dirty blond hair and have a few light blond highlights and black low lights, my hair turns to ringlets if I let it dry on it’s own, well actually the bottoms almost always curly, umm I have hazel eyes that change between that, green, and brown though not in that order cause they don’t really have an order, ya anyways umm I guess you could say I’m a bit of a tom boy though I can be very girly and sad to say ditzy, umm I have friends though none that I’m really close to except Jasmine and my animals, oh and ya I have a tail and wings as me and the hat were talking about, you see my dad used to be a Griffin but then he feel in love some how with my mom and she’s a muggle, talk about messed up, when they tried to explain this to me I was lost, very lost, ya so he some how got a wizard to turn him into a human there he made my mom fall in love they got married had me and my brother though my brother dosen’t have wings but he does have a tail, oh and we both inherited my dads griffin magic it’s really cool, we can talk to animals and people can’t lie to us though they can lie around us though we know.

Princess Joy: Longest. Sentence. Ever.

Princess Kathleen: According to JKR's 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them', a Griffin is a M.O.M class 4 beast, originating from Greece. Griffins are frequently employed by wizards to guard treasure, much like a sphinx. A handful of skilled wizards have been known to befriend one, despite the ferocity of the beast. It should also be noted that griffins feed on raw meat.


oh and we’re both really really pale with freckles on our noses and cheeks.

Princess Victoria: Because you're Irish, right?!

Princess Kathleen: I'm surprised the author didn't give them red hair too.


ok Sirius has black eyes, I was right! James has blue, and Remus had amber cool,

Princess Joy: So, Remus' eyes have changed from amber since then?


"did they just roll there eyes? They did oh that’s not nice, only I can do that… and Jasmine,"

Princess Victoria: Yes, you have the patent and copyright on eye rolling *rolls eyes*


“nice” and that’s Sirius, wait nice? Me? He’s drunk,"

Princess Victoria: Clearly


"‘owls are for those lower then you fine younge gentilmen and ladies’ "

Princess Victoria: Like the Malfoys????


“thank god, you can explain it to them Remus, don’t grown, it’s not nice, plus I don’t feel like it and I wanna listen to my music”

Princess Joy: *cries*


“probably, silencio there we go, now have to heard of My Chemical Romance?”
“no” oh my god! I mean like every one has maybe not liked it but know the name,

Princess Victoria: Not in 1970!

Princess Kathleen: This is the point in the story, where one must point out that the author seems to have misplaced Peter in their plotline, like usual.


Total Number of Spelling and Grammar Mistakes: 96
Total Number of Times Dumbledore was Misspelled: 4
Total Number of Things in the Wrong Era: 17
Total Number of Times we had No Idea Who was Talking: 63
Total Number of Brain Cells we Lost Reading This Fic: 3902



chapter two


"And don’t think it’s kind of ironic her names Tayl and she has a tail”

Princess Kathleen: haha, NOT! *basking in the non-irony*


but there she stood in the long brown skirt that flowed when she moved and in the currents of air,

Princess Kathleen: As opposed to the currents of water?


“hum, dad would like that little timbit of info” she muttered to herself,

Princess Joy: Since when has there been a Tim Horton's at Hogwarts?


“I can understand if you never want to talk to be again”

Princess Joy: It sounds like someone has a cold.


“he’s our friend and it’s his nickname his real name is Peter Pettigrew, he was at his house for the holidays”

Princess Kathleen: Convenient.


“so then what did you wear?”
“cloths”
“what type of cloths did you wear?” asked Drewcilla,

Princess Victoria: Rags like Dobby maybe?


"Whats this place called?”
“the Great hall”
“I see, I’ll try and remember that"

Princess Victoria: The Great Hall? That's a challenge?


Princess Kathleen: So she's a half-griffin and an animagus? How exactly does that work out?


Total Number of Spelling and Grammar Mistakes: 160
Total Number of Times Dumbledore was Misspelled: 6
Total Number of Things in the Wrong Era: 25
Total Number of Times we had No Idea Who was Talking: 126
Total Number of Brain Cells we Lost Reading This Fic: 6506